Who Am I? Where Am I?
How many hours should it take to drive 80 miles? 1.5? 2? On Sat., we left here at 10:30am…arrived in St. Michael’s, MD at 5pm. We had to bail off off Route 50 in Annapolis due to an unexplained 10...
View ArticleMILF/MELF? Cougar/Cougwhore? Old Whore? Sea Hag?
Sigh. Trying to define these terms…and decide the differences between them when there are such similarities between them all. Btw, I like MELF rather than MILF. I would much rather be one whom EVERYONE...
View ArticleA Facial, Progress on Fall Goals, Adios Sea Hag?
Had a much needed facial on Saturday! Went to a ‘Day of Beauty’ event at Dr. Bitar’s office (dermatologist/plastic surgeon) a week or so ago b/c I saw an ad for 20% off products or services…I am so so...
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Hello and Happy Sunday! Where in the world does the time go?? F-l-y-i-n-g! Wanted to ask you to make sure you SUBSCRIBE to my blog and become a Superficial Sister! You can subscribe via email or...
View ArticlePamela Anderson Is Going to Serenade You
WOW, where was this picture of Pamela Anderson when I needed a SEA HAG photo?! Yikes. Girlfriend needs to put some clothes ON, ASAP! it's Sea Hag Barbie! Pamela Anderson Is Going to Serenade You.
View ArticleSea Hag to Old Whore Update
So, as promised, here’s my update on my magical transformation from Sea Hag back into an Old Whore. Cue eye roll and derisive snicker. Back in Sept., you may recall that I looked in the mirror and,...
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